Jan 18, 2017 · The monkey looked down and answered him. "I'm smoking weed." "Can I have some?" Asked the Lizard. "Yeah, dude. Come on up here." So the lizard climbed the tree and smoked weed with the monkey. They smoked and smoked until the lizard's mouth got dry and he became very thirsty. "Yo, Monkey." Said the lizard. "This weed is fire, but my mouth is so ...

Nov 21, 2020 · I don't know what people think like humans have special bong lungs adapted to smoke weed lol. But the real reason why you shouldn't give nonhuman animals weed is because they aren't really able to consent to it.

If I was a monkey - Id rather travel around the world getting high with some rich white people than fighting for my life in the jungle or being kept in a zoo. But that's just me if I was a monkey - what do I know...

Oct 6, 2014 · So this monkey was smoking weed in the jungle. Sitting up, way up high in this tree, just gettin’ high. He was toking away when this little lizard came wandering up near him. “Hey monkey! What are you doing way up in that tree?” the …

Dec 17, 2018 · 312 votes, 19 comments. The lizard walks by, gazes at him in amazement, then asks: “Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?” “I’m smoking bud.

Jan 25, 2022 · The monkey promptly offers him some, and for some time they're smoking together. The lizard, feeling thristy, looks at the monkey, who's almost falling asleep, and says, "I'mma go drink some water by the lake and maybe catch a fly, I'll be right back" and the monkey only responds with a thumbs up.

Apr 29, 2016 · Business, Economics, and Finance. GameStop Moderna Pfizer Johnson & Johnson AstraZeneca Walgreens Best Buy Novavax SpaceX Tesla. Crypto

Sep 25, 2019 · Does anyone know the story behind the monkey smoking weed in Wpg Jets jersey? It’s from summer 2018. I can’t find much on the web.

May 10, 2014 · Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #2: So, our monkey friend is back in his tree, at it again. This time he's smoking a blunt by himself, when suddenly a rabbit jumps up the tree and kicks the blunt out his mouth. "What are you doing?!" the rabbit shouts happily, "Look at yourself! You are a monkey is the jungles of Africa! You are as free as it gets!

Aug 22, 2022 · my friends rat chewed on all the cigarettes she found. chewed through new and unwrapped packages to get her nicotine fix. ate my friends perscription atibiotics. took bites off my weed and joints. drank beer when she managed to knock over bottles. ate chocolate. all when not supervised. you knew what hearing a „JANIS!!!!