Fern asks if they drink water to balance out the soda and the patient says that the Mountain Dew is her water. “No, no, no, this is my water. The first ingredient is water.” Fern then makes a ...

“There was a pool of [Mountain Dew] Maui Burst on the floor,” West_Yogurtcloset497 told Kotaku via DMs. “I thought my cat had peed there. I cleaned it up and went about my day. The next ...