Jordan Spieth wouldn't mind a boring day at the office. Those are rare with him, and Thursday at The Players Championship was no exception. By the time he played six holes of the opening round, he already had an eagle,

Spieth said he was feeling healthy but he had some issues off the tee in an erratic opening round at TPC Sawgrass.

Here are three possible lead paragraphs for this story about Jordan Spieth, who on Thursday at the Players Championship lived up to (and perhaps beyond) his reputation for chaotic stretches of golf, with two chip-ins for eagle,